prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

I can definitely vouch for the third one. A new frypan, a rubbish bin and lightbulbs have all got me pretty excited in the past. Adult life.

thatsthat24:

ghostchomby:

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

Saaaaaaammmmme

Just a quick doodle in the middle of SO MUCH HOMEWORK to show how happy I am to have such supportive friends AND the best thing just happened to me - the person who made my custom beanie (which I’ve lost for good) heard my terrible plight and THEY ARE MAKING ME ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD I JUST FEEL LIKE ALL THE WORLD IS RAINBOWS <3
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Just a quick doodle in the middle of SO MUCH HOMEWORK to show how happy I am to have such supportive friends AND the best thing just happened to me - the person who made my custom beanie (which I’ve lost for good) heard my terrible plight and THEY ARE MAKING ME ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD I JUST FEEL LIKE ALL THE WORLD IS RAINBOWS <3

I apologize for the language, but after a smidge of encouragement I made a deluxe version of the last horror gaming comic featuring two more co-gamers.

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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Anonymous asked:
Do you have a pen pal? :)

I didn’t know they still existed.

Anonymous asked:
Pet peeve?

Person: I’ll be there around 8pm
Me: Sweet *waits until 9pm*
Me: Dude, where are you? You said you’d be here an hour ago.
Person:
Me: *waits until 10pm* Seriously dude, where are you?
Person: Oh I decided not to come. Too tired.
Me: HOW HARD IS IT TO SEND ONE FREAKING TEXT

"

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"
Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)
I just found this gif and it is 100% me. xD
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I just found this gif and it is 100% me. xD

Anonymous asked:
why does the past scare you?

It’s full of things I just don’t want to remember.